Why Should I Be Feeling

I Have To Stay True To Myself.

I Was Going Out For Absolutely Everything That Was In Backstage.

I've Got Like A Week And A Half Left, All Bets Are Off.

I Always Fancied Myself More Of An Actor Than A Comedian Before I Realized That Only Assholes Make That Kind Of Distinction.

I Remember Saying In College That I Would Never Do Commercials.