Why Should I Cook For

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.

I Started My Career In A Town So Small The Local Clinic Was Called Fred's Hospital And Grill.

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

A Child Can Be Taught Not To Do Certain Things, Such As Touch A Hot Stove, Pull Lamps Off Of Tables, And Wake Mommy Before Noon.