Why Take Life Seriously? No

People Tend To Romanticize This Job. So, It's Fun To Let The Air Out Of It.

Remember: It Costs Nothing To Encourage An Artist, And The Potential Benefits Are Staggering. A Pat On The Back To An Artist Now Could One Day Result In Your Favorite Film, Or The Cartoon You Love To Get Stoned Watching, Or The Song That Saves Your Life. Discourage An Artist, You Get Absolutely Nothing In Return, Ever.

Everybody's Got One Killer Story. It Doesn't Take Talent To Tell That Story, It Just Takes Experience.

My Father Taught Me How To Be A Man – And Not By Instilling In Me A Sense Of Machismo Or An Agenda Of Dominance. He Taught Me That A Real Man Doesn’t Take, He Gives; He Doesn’t Use Force, He Uses Logic; Doesn’t Play The Role Of Trouble-maker, But Rather, Trouble-shooter; And Most Importantly, A Real Man Is Defined By What’s In His Heart, Not His Pants.

I Know You're Supposed To Tell Kids Not To Do Drugs, But, Kids, Do It! Do Weed! Don't Do The Other Stuff, But Weed Is Good