Winners Don't Eat Wieners.

Businesses Are Terrified. They Have No Idea What I'm Going To Do Next.

Humans Have Grown Like A Cancer. We're The Biggest Blight On The Face Of The Earth.

Bulls Can Do Nothing To Demand Justice. They Can Only Defend Themselves As Best They Can In A Fight With A Pre-determined Ending And Die Never Knowing Why They Were Forced To Endure Such A Painful And Prolonged Death. It's Up To Us, As A Civilized Society, To Call For An End To The Running Of The Bulls And Bullfighting.

U.k. Citizens Fleeing The Middle East And Japan Have Been Allowed To Take Their Animal Companions With Them On Evacuation Flights. The U.s. Is Not So Civilized, And That's A Blot On Our National Copybook.

Cows Are Gentle, Interesting Animals.