With A Haircut Like That

I Grew Up In A Musical Family; The Majority Of My Growing Up Was Done In Hawaii. It's What We Do. You Sing, You Dance, You Play Ukulele And You Drink.

You Will Go One On One With The Great One!

Those Who Are Truly Brave, Shall Never Live In Fear.

There Was A Time In My Life When Opportunities Were So Few And Far Between They Were Like Little Cracks In The Wall, And If One Opportunity Came My Way, I Would Scratch And Claw And Bite And I Would Do Anything I Could To Make Sure That I Grabbed That Opportunity By The Throat And I Did Not Let It Go.

Shine It Up Real Nice, Turn It Sideways, And Stick It Straight Up Your Candy Ass!