With Age Comes Wisdom. You

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

People Are Arguing Whether Mel Gibson's "passion Of The Christ" Is Anti-semitic. Well, Whether It Is Or It Isn't, It Doesn't Matter, Because I've Been In Touch With His Accounting Firm, Rosencrantz, Levy And Stern, And They're Screwing Him Out Of His Profits.

What Are People Going To Do? Fire Me? I've Been Fired Before. Not Book Me? I've Been Out Of Work Before. I Don't Care.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.