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If A Man Doesn't Know How To Dance He Doesn't Know How To Make Love, There I Said It!

114 Isn't As Old As It Used To Be They Say Its The New 104.

I'm So Excited About The New Ipad, I Just Ipeed My Ipants.

I Dont Know How To Add Things To My Own Wikipedia Page.

Scientists Say Over The Next Hundred Years, The Coast Of California Will Sink Almost Five Feet. So The Presidential Candidates Need To Do Something. Mitt Romney Is Conflicted. On One Hand, He Denies That Global Warming Exists. But If California Is Under Water, He Would Definitely Win The Next Election.