Without A Function, We Cease

I Believe In God The Way My Dog Does

We Have Doomed The Wolf Not For What It Is, But For What We Deliberately And Mistakenly Perceive It To Be –the Mythologized Epitome Of A Savage Ruthless Killer – Which Is, In Reality, No More Than A Reflected Image Of Ourself.

Mutt Enjoyed Traveling By Car, But He Was An Unquiet Passenger. He Suffered From The Delusion, Common To Dogs And Small Boys, That When He Was Looking Out The Right-hand Side, He Was Probably Missing Something Far More Interesting On The Left-hand Side.

And This Is What Happened, Ands This Is Why The Caribou And The Wolf Are One; For The Caribou Feeds The Wolf, But It Is The Wolf That Keeps The Caribou Strong.

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