Wolves Ate Even Mighty Hunters,

Listen To The Chair Leg Of Truth! It Does Not Lie!

Unless You Turn Out To Be A Shining And Ballistic Genius, Then, Trust Me, If You Want To Do This Then You're Going To Be Spending The Next Few Years Doing Little Else. This Is A Thing You Do At A Table With A Notebook And A Keyboard, And There's No Getting Away From It. Put In The Hours. You Don't Get To Turn Off 'being A Writer.'

By Four O'clock, I've Discounted Suicide In Favor Of Killing Everyone Else In The Entire World Instead.

Read Comics. All Comics. And Then Cut Them Open To Steal Their Power.

Stephen King Says That If You Forget An Idea, Then It Can't Have Been Any Good. He Means He, Not You. You Are Not Stephen King. Do Not Attempt To Emulate Stephen King At Home.