Women Are More Difficult To

I'm A Classic Example Of All Humorists - Only Funny When I'm Working.

It Won't Be Easy, That Is Why I Have Always Failed Where Others Have Succeeded.

Gentlemen, You Can't Fight In Here! This Is The War Room.

Some Forms Of Reality Are So Horrible We Refuse To Face Them, Unless We Are Trapped Into It By Comedy. To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy Is To Admit Defeat.

I Writhe When I See Myself On The Screen. I'm Such A Dreadfully Clumsy Hulking Image. I Say To Myself, "why Doesn't He Get Off? Why Doesn't He Get Off?" I Mean, I Look Like Such An Idiot. Some Fat Awkward Thing Dredged Up From Some Third-rate Drama Company. I Must Stop Thinking About It, Otherwise I Shan't Be Able To Go On Working.