Women Don't Ask To Be

I’ve Always Had Dreams. When I Was Little, I’d Go To Sleep With My Head On My Hands, Which Were In Fists Like I Was Looking Through A Camera. I Felt Like Sleep Was The Movies - Just Drifting Off To The Movies.

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

My Dad Was A Bedwetter; I Think His Dad Was A Bedwetter. I Like To Talk About It Because It's Something That I Thought Would Be My Deepest, Darkest Secret My Whole Life, And Then You Become An Adult, And It's Not.

Smells Definitely Do Have A Crazy Impact On Me.

I'm So Glad Courtney Love Is Here; I Left My Crack In My Other Purse.