Women, More Often Than Not,

A Woman Who Looks Like A Girl And Thinks Like A Man Is The Best Sort, The Most Enjoyable To Be And The Most Pleasurable To Have And To Hold.

Big Women Do Themselves A Disservice When They Attempt To Become The Righteous Fat (the Righteous Thin Are Bad Enough, All That Running Around And Sweating, Somehow Believing It Means Anything).

I'll Declare My Own Interest Right Here At The Start And Admit That, Like The Vast Majority Of People, I Find Youthful Looks Appealing.

Gluttony And Idleness Are Two Of Life's Great Joys, But They Are Not Honourable.

I Have Always Voted Labour And I Always Will. I Have Got To Have One Stupid, Bovine Part Of Me And That's The Part That Votes Labour.