Words Are The Small Change

I Don't Know If God Exists, But It Would Be Better For His Reputation If He Didn't.

It Is Not Enough To Be Happy, It Is Also Necessary That Others Not Be.

There Is Nothing Like Literature: I Lose A Cow, I Write About Her Death, And My Writing Pays Me Enough To Buy Another Cow.

It Is More Difficult To Be An Honorable Man For A Week Than To Be A Hero For Fifteen Minutes.

The Profession Of Letters Is, After All, The Only One In Which One Can Make No Money Without Being Ridiculous.