Work Is Much More Fun

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.

Acting Is Not A State Of Being ... But A State Of Appearing To Be.

At Twelve Noon, The Natives Swoon And No Further Work Is Donebut Mad Dogs And Englishmen, Go Out In The Midday Sun.

Wouldn't It Be Dreadful To Live In A Country Where They Didn't Have Tea?

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?