Worry Makes People Thin, Except

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.

The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When A Woman Isn't Trying To Reform Her Husband.

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.