Would A Fly Without Wings

If The Shoe Fits, Buy Another One Just Like It.

When I Got Out Of High School They Retired My Jersey, But It Was For Hygiene And Sanitary Reasons.

As Much As I Love My Family, I Enjoy It When The House Is Empty, Because Then I Know I'm Truly Alone, As We All Are On The Planet, After All. Every Atom In Us Is Originally From A Star. And During My Moments Of Aloneness, I'm Most Mindful Of That; That I'm Just Another Group Of Matter Randomly But Wonderfully Arranged. That's When I Feel My Immortality.

As You Swim The River Of Live, Do The Breast Stroke. It Helps To Clear The Turds From Your Path.

Why Doesn't Tarzan Have A Beard