Would Thou Confound Thy Enemy,

Avoid Dishonest Gain: No Price Can Recompence The Pangs Of Vice.

No European Who Has Tasted Savage Life Can Afterwards Bear To Live In Our Societies.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

Time Is Money, Be A Better You.

Don't Halloo Until You're Out Of The Wood.