Would You Mind Getting Off

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

Don’t Ever Underestimate The Importance Of Money. I Know It’s Often Been Said That Money Won’t Make You Happy And This Is Undeniably True, But Everything Else Being Equal, It’s A Lovely Thing To Have Around The House.

Any Place I Hang My Head Is Home.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.