Wouldn't It Be Great If

The Thing About Breaking Up When You Get Older, You Just Don't Have The Steam Anymore. "oh, That's It. I Can't Start Shaving My Legs Above The Knee Again."

I Always Had A Running Commentary In My Head That Was Extremely Funny And Off-center, But I Never Said It To Anyone.

When The Sun Comes Up, I Have Morals Again.

I'm Just A Person Trapped Inside A Woman's Body.

I Think About Death. I Don't Want To Die With Clothes In The Cleaners.