Write Me Up For 125,

I'm Writing My Biography. It's My Business. This Is What Happened In My Life, And I'm Writing About It.

"love Walks In," It Was The Same Thing. That Song Is About Aliens, By The Way.

When We Were On The Road, I Found Out That My Greatest Hits Album Went Gold. They Freaked Out. Things Really Came To A Head When We Started Arguing About A Van Halen Greatest Hits Package.

I Don't Want To Talk About Negative, Dark Things. The Only Thing I've Got Against Stuff Like Marilyn Manson Is, They Make Unbelievable Videos And Unbelievable Images.

I Was Loud And Electric At Night, Got All Shook Up With Elvis.