Write With The Learned, Pronounce

He That Is Conscious Of A Stink In His Breeches Is [suspicious] Of Every Wrinkle In Another's Nose.

After All, Wedlock Is The Natural State Of Man. A Bachelor Is Not A Complete Human Being. He Is Like The Odd Half Of A Pair Of Scissors, Which Has Not Yet Found Its Fellow, And Therefore Is Not Even Half So Useful As They Might Be Together.

There Never Was A Good War, Or A Bad Peace.

Alas, I Know If I Ever Became Truly Humble, I Would Be Proud Of It.

The Borrower Is A Slave To The Lender And The Debtor To The Creditor.