Yeah, I Love Being Famous.

I Believe You Got My Property?

People Are The Same Wherever You Go. And If They Weren't, They Wouldn't Laugh At The Same S**t.

The Thing I Try To Get Across To The Writers - And I Do A Lot Of Writing, Too - Is That When I Do Stand-up, Nothing I Talk About Is Funny. Everything Is Really Sad And Tragic And Then I Make It Funny.

If You Can Keep Your Son Off The Pipe And Your Daughter Off The Pole, You're Ahead Of The Game.

If You See A Black Woman With An Overweight White Man, You Know She Got Effed Up Credit!