Yeah, I Regret We Weren't

Sometimes That Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is A Train.

Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.

Kids Are Great. That's One Of The Best Things About Our Business, All The Kids You Get To Meet. It's A Shame They Have To Grow Up To Be Regular People And Come To The Games And Call You Names.

What Does Politically Correct Mean? If You're Fat, Don't Ask Me If You're Fat, Because I'm Gonna Tell You The Truth. You're Fat.

I Don't Worry About Playing Basketball; That Comes Natural. I Just Want To Have Fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: This Is Like Spring Break In The Ghetto.