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Surprise Me, Atlantean. Attack. This Isn’t A Dance Party. (takeshi) You Know, This Isn’t Building My Confidence. In Fact, I Think I’m Just Going To Lie Here For A Bit And Take In Some Sun. (acheron)

Simone’s Mother Was An Unfortunate Mistake. Palackas, Simone’s Father, Was A Bound Demon Who Stumbled Across Her One Night While He Was Carrying Out An Order For His Master. One Thing Led To Another…he Inserted Part A Into Slot B, And He Fell In Love With Her... (jaden)

Man, I'm Messed Up Right Now. My Best Friend Is My Father? The Man I Idolized As A Kid... Whose Tattoo Is On My Arm... And He's Younger Than Me. Yeah, I Don't Think I Can Handle This. Mindwipe Me, Somebody... Please! Where's That Dragon From Sanctuary? Simi, Go Get Max. I Need Him.

If You Want To Know The Correct Term For Me, I'm A Dark-hunter." Nick Digested That Word Slowly. "which Means What? You Hunt Darkness?" "yes, Nick. That's Exactly What I Do. There's Just Not Enough Of It." Now, There Was Some Sarcasm You Could Cut With A Knife.

In The Land Of Badass, You’ve Just Been Trumped. If Dark-hunters Had Inmates, These Would Be They. Known As The Dogs Of War Because That’s What They Thrive On, They’re Cold-blooded And Intolerant. Congratulations, Bud, These Are Your New Protectors. (acheron)