Years Ago We Would Have

If I Can Get You To Laugh With Me, You Like Me Better, Which Makes You More Open To My Ideas. And If I Can Persuade You To Laugh At The Particular Point I Make, By Laughing At It You Acknowledge Its Truth.

Laughter Destroys Any Divisions Between People.

Who's Ever Going To Write A Film In Which I Get The Girl? Me!

Creativity Is Not An Ability That You Either Have Or Do Not Have. It Is, For Example, And This May Surprise You, Absolutely Unrelated To Iq, Provided You're Intelligent Above A Certain Minimal Level.

I Find It Rather Easy To Portray A Businessman. Being Bland, Rather Cruel And Incompetent Comes Naturally To Me.