Yes, I've Now Got This

Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women Only Like Cars Because They Take Them To Clothes.

My Vegas Act Is How I Make My Money.

I'm Not Sure If My Husband Is Going To Be There When I Actually Have The Baby. He Said The Only Way He's Going To Be In The Room When There's A Delivery Is If There's A Pizza Involved.

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some People Get So Rich They Lose All Respect For Humanity. That's How Rich I Want To Be.