Yesterday Was The New York

George W. Said He Doesn't Watch Television. And, Of Course, Well - The Reason For That Is The Clintons Stole The White House Satellite System.

Have You Seen These Republican Presidential Candidates? I Bet Obama Is Sorry Now That He Spent All That Money On The New Birth Certificate.

Meryl Streep Is On The Program Tonight. I Like To Throw Her A Little Work Whenever I Can.

Mayor De Blasio Has Legalized Ferrets. Now You Can Legally Own Ferrets In New York City. I Want To Tell You Something. If I Want To See Anymore Beady-eyed Little Weasels, I'll Just Keep Riding The Subway.

Gays Are Now Allowed To Serve Openly In The Military. So Maybe Our Next War Could Be A Musical.