You Are Not A Beautiful

The Whole World Is A Disaster Waiting To Happen.

The Best Fights Don't Occur Between Strangers. They Occur Between Friends Who Trust Each Other.

You're Not Getting This Back You Know. Consider It An Asshole Tax.

Writers Should Be Able To Fully Deduct From Their Taxes All Writing-related Expenses, Including Alcohol, Parking Tickets, Court Judgments, Fines For Lewd Public Behavior, Zoloft, And Cigarettes.

With Every Lecture, You’re Forced To Look Again At Every Choice You’ve Made Over The Lesson-by-lesson Chain Of Your Entire Life. And After All These Years, You See How Little You Have To Work With, How Limited Your Life And Education Have Been. How Scant Was Your Courage And Curiosity. Not To Mention Your Expectations.