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Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

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A Bureaucrat Is An Official Who Is Clothed With Power And Whom It Doesn't Fit.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.