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That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

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I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.