You Can Never Give Complete

The Measure Ov Overexposure Is Not How Many Times People See You On Tv Or In The Bookstores. It's Whether You Can Maintain The Quality Of Your Entertainment. If You Can, People Will Always Be Glad To See You.

Is The Glass Half Full, Or Half Empty? It Depends On Whether You're Pouring, Or Drinking.

Immortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit. But Somebody Has To Be First.

My Grandfather Said, "when You Become Senile, You Won't Know It."

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers. And Once You Find Laughter, No Matter How Painful Your Situation Might Be, You Can Survive It.