You Can Shuffle My Deck

It Gets Harder Every Day To Get Out Of Bed. I Don't Feel Like It Loads Of The Time. It Is Only My Exercise Routine Which Wakes Me Up.

That Mick Jagger, I Feel Sorry For Him. After All These Years He Still Can't Get No Satisfaction.

I Met My Darling Wife Wilnelia In 1980 When We Were On The Judging Panel For The Miss World Contest At The Royal Albert Hall. With Two Ex-wives And Five Daughters, I Thought I Wouldn't Be Involved With Anyone For A Long Time - If Ever. Winnie Was So Gorgeous, My Jaw Dropped - And It's A Big Jaw To Drop.

All Kids Love To Get Dirty, But If I Wandered Into The Garage, My Father Would Say: 'son, You're Not Going To Have Filthy Hands Like Mine. You're Going Into Show Business.'

I Hate The Term 'arm Candy.' But, Look, A Woman's Figure Is A Beautiful Thing, And If She Has Shapely Legs, Then She Should Show Them Off, Because Men Love To See That. Not Just Heterosexual Men - Gay Men Like To See A Woman In Her Beauty And The Shape Of Her.