You Can't Blame Me For

I Think Water’s, Like, A Really Important Thing.

It Really Isn't Very Glamorous To Sing Because You Have To Make All These Funny Faces To Make It Sound Like The Record. You Really Want To Sound The Best You Can So You Have To Make All These Disgusting Faces.

I Am Not Very Good At Keeping Secrets At All! If You Want Your Secret Kept Do Not Tell Me!

My Job Is To Be A Role Model, And That's What I Want To Do, But My Job Isn't To Be A Parent. My Job Isn't To Tell Your Kids How To Act Or How Not To Act, Because I'm Still Figuring That Out For Myself. So To Take That Away From Me Is A Bit Selfish. Your Kids Are Going To Make Mistakes Whether I Do Or Not. That's Just Life.

Sit Back, Enjoy The Ride And Hang Out With Me For A Little While. ( Sorry, Cheesy Driving Metaphor!)