You Can't Tell An Audience

If A Guy Was Like, 'let Me Serenade You,' And It Was Bad, And I Had To Lie About It - Can't Have It.

Sometimes The Best Part Of My Day Is Imagining What I'm Gonna Eat When I Get Off Work.

Every Time I Talk To A Fancy Journalist And They Ask What I Do In My Free Time My Scumbag Brain Goes 'say Masturbate, It'll Be Hilarious'.

People Who Care About Celebrity Babies Are Creepy. What Will Her Baby Look Like?! A Baby. Youve Seen A Baby Right? Itll Look Like That.

My Goal All Along Has Just Been To Work And Support Myself. I've Been Really Lucky To Walk Away From The 'twilight' Series Unscathed. Somebody Asked Me Recently What It's Like To Be A Star. I Thought That Was The Strangest Question. If You Saw My Day-to-day Life, The Word 'star' Just Doesn't Apply.