You Can Tell A Lot

All Roads Lead To My Dogs, Don't They?

You Get Pigeonholed By What You Sort Of Look Like. And I Don't Mean This In A Self-deprecating Way. I'm Grateful For Any Opportunity To Act. But I Think That If You're Not Classically Attractive Or Mainstream Attractive, Especially As You Get Older, There's Only Like Three Jobs That People Think You Do. Like, "police Officer Who May Be Gay." District Attorney Is A Big One. Lawyer. Doctor.

I Think What Hinders The Argument Is When People Are Afraid Of Hurting The Feelings Of Racists And People Who Are Genuinely - Some Of Them - Out Of Their Minds. They Demand To See Obama's Birth Certificate. They Claim That He Wants To Kill Our Grandparents With His Health Care. They Want To Be Able To Carry Their Guns Into Every Public Place. Why Do We Need To Coddle These People?

I Actually Was Class Clown, But I Don't Know How That Happened Because I've Never Been Considered An Outwardly Funny Person-as The People In This Room Will Attest.

My Hell Is Going To Be The Stairmaster Wing Of Dante's Inferno, Where They're Gonna Tape My Feet To The Pedals And The Only Music I Get Is Michael Bolton Karaoke Style.