You Cannot Teach A Crab

Your Lost Friends Are Not Dead, But Gone Before, Advanced A Stage Or Two Upon That Road Which You Must Travel In The Steps They Trod.

Do You Dare To Accuse Wine Of Clouding The Reason? Quote Me More Marvelous Effects Than Those Of Wine. Look! When A Man Drinks, He Is Rich, Everything He Touches Succeeds, He Gains Lawsuits, Is Happy And Helps His Friends. Come, Bring Hither Quick A Flagon Of Wine, That I May Soak My Brain And Get An Ingenious Idea.

Surely You Do Not Believe In The Gods. What's Your Argument? Where's Your Proof?

Weak Mortals, Chained To The Earth, Creatures Of Clay As Frail As The Foliage Of The Woods, You Unfortunate Race, Whose Life Is But Darkness, As Unreal As A Shadow, The Illusion Of A Dream.

If A Man Owes Me Money, I Never Seem To Forget. But If I Do The Owing, I Somehow Never Remember.