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I Didn’t Know What I Was Supposed To Say About That, So I Just Said, "wow

Anybody Can Be A Princess. All You Have Todo Is Have The Right Parents. It's No Harder Than Being Born Paris Hilton, For God's Sake. At Least You Remember To Put On Underwear In The Morning, I'm Assuming

Lana Looked At Me Like I’d Just Said I’d Never Watched Bring It On, Or Something.

Zach Had Rushed Down To Rescue Me Without Remembering To Put A Shirt On...maybe I Had Died And Gone To Heaven.

Meg Cabot Is The Best Author Ever