You Can't Buy Happiness

I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee-shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

If You Ever Need Anything Please Don't Hesitate To Ask Someone Else First.

With The Lights Out, It's Less Dangerous. Here We Are Now, Entertain Us. I Feel Stupid, And Contagious. Here We Are Now. Entertain Us.

I Only Remember A Few Things About Jimmy Carter. He Had Big Lips And Liked Peanuts. I Now Know That Jimmy Carter Was And Is A Good Man.

I Respect People Who Promote The Way They Feel Sexually