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Every Intelligent Being, Whether It Breathes Or Not, Coughs Nervously At Some Time In Its Life.

Real Stupidity Beats Artificial Intelligence Every Time.

Oh, A Very Useful Philosophical Animal, Your Average Tortoise. Outrunning Metaphorical Arrows, Beating Hares In Races... Very Handy.

If Complete And Utter Chaos Was Lightning, Then He'd Be The Sort To Stand On A Hilltop In A Thunderstorm Wearing Wet Copper Armour And Shouting 'all Gods Are Bastards!

Learnin’ How Not To Do Things Is As Hard As Learning How To Do Them.