You Can't Measure What's Inside

There's A Classic Story I Tell About When I Did The Man Show About The Retarded Conversations That You Have With The Executive Producers And The Network.

That's My Only Goal. Surround Myself With Funny People, And Make Sure Everyone Has A Good Time And Works Hard.

I Really Never Thought People Would Think That I Was Funny, I Thought (my Friends) Thought I Was Funny Because I Was Their Friend, But Other People Would Just Think I Was An Asshole. I Was At Least Partly Right.

If You're Dumb Enough To Do Crack, You're Supposed To Die. It's Evolution.

Never Stay In A Bad Marriage, And Don't Hang Around With Psycho Coke Fiends.