You Can't Survive By Sucking

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

I Have Deep Feelings Of Depression... What Can I Do About This?' 'snap Out Of It! Five Cents, Please.

I'm Depressed! I'm Completely Depressed! I Am Firmly Convinced That There Is No One In This World Who Really Likes Me!" "so What Else Is New?

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And Ask Why Me? Then A Voice Answers Nothing Personal, Your Name Just Happened To Come Up.

My Life Has No Purpose, No Direction, No Aim, No Meaning, And Yet I'm Happy. I Can't Figure It Out. What Am I Doing Right?