You Can't Trust Very Many

There Isn't A Single Player I Would Pay To Watch. A Great Entertainer Needs To Have Charisma.

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots As A Player. (on Kevin Keegan)

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.