You Could Do With Losing

Deaf? If You're Near There, No Wonder You Are Deaf.

You Were Playing Your Instruments? Or Do You Have Tape Recorders Under Your Seats?

If You Travel As Much As We Do, You Appreciate The Improvements In Aircraft Design Of Less Noise And More Comfort - Provided You Don't Travel In Something Called Economy Class, Which Sounds Ghastly.

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.

Do People Trip Over You?