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I Don't Know That I'm Beautiful Or Glamorous. I'm A Pretty Artificial Looking Person. I Sure Am Flattered When People Think I'm Beautiful, But I Think I'm Leaning Towards More Cartoonish Than Beautiful. But I'm Comfortable With Who I Am. And Since I Wasn't Born As A Natural Beauty, I Just Make The Most Of What I've Got.

I Never Have Thought I Was Beautiful And I Never Can Get Beautiful Enough. I'm Always Doing Whatever I Can To Look As Good As I Can, Nipping And Tucking If Necessary. When You're Older, You Probably Look More Bizarre To People. But I Don't Care. I'm Just Totally Convinced That It's More Important That I Be Happy With Me.

Everywhere I Go, The Kids Call Me 'the Book Lady.' The Older I Get, The More Appreciative I Seem To Be Of The 'book Lady' Title. It Makes Me Feel More Like A Legitimate Person, Not Just A Singer Or An Entertainer. But It Makes Me Feel Like I've Done Something Good With My Life And With My Success.

I Just Write All The Time. In My Whole Life I've Never Had What I've Heard People Talk About Writer's Block. I've Never Had That. Life Is Like A Song To Me. I Just Hear Everything In Music, So I Have Never Once Thought "well, I'm Never Gonna Be Able To Write Again." I've Got Thousands Of Songs.

I'm Not Like A Real Person. I Love Being Artificial. I Think There's A Little Magic In The Fact That I'm So Totally Real, But Look So Artificial At The Same Time.