You Don't Get To Pick

When I Look Back On My Childhood, I Think Of That Short Time In Beirut. I Know That Seeing The City Collapse Around Me Forced Me To Grasp Something Many People Miss: The Fragility Of Peace.

I'm Very Leery Of Show Business, Having Been In Los Angeles For The Last 10 Years. Buzz Is A Dangerous Thing That I've Heard Applied To A Lot Of People That I've Since Not Heard Of Again.

I Can't Not Find Humor In Elements Of Most Parts Of Life, But At The Same Time Nothing Ever Seems Perpetually Funny To Me.

When I Was A Kid, I Was Obsessed With This Idea Of Opening A Restaurant Back In Indiana On A Little Pond. The Guests Would Order Their Dinner And Then Take A Little Boat Out With A Colored Flag On The Front Of It. When The Matching Color Of The Flag On Their Boat Went Up On A Flag Pole, Their Dinner Was Ready!

My Grandfather Had Two Boys, My Uncle Had Three Boys, My Dad Had Me And My Two Brothers, Each Of My Brothers Have Had Two Boys. Then Something Happened With The Chromosomal Experiment And Suddenly I've Got Three Girls.