You Don't Need A Critic

You Only Know That You're Smart Because You're Around Dumb People From Time To Time!

You Can Only Offend Me If You Mean Something To Me.

When I Hear People Talk About Juggling Or The Sacrifices They Make For Their Children, I Look At Them Like They're Crazy Because Sacrifice Infers That There Was Something Better To Do Than The Thing - Than Being With Your Children.

It's Hard For A Man To Turn Down Sex... If They Chase Us, We Can't Run That Fast.

Bill Cosby Was The First Comedian I Was Exposed To, Because He Doesn't Curse.