You Don't Need The Right

It's Official. Highway Patrolmen Are Not Susceptible To The Jedi Mind Trick.

Agnostics Are Just Atheists Without Balls.

If I'm Doing A Talk Show Or An Interview, Or Pretty Much Anything Where I Can't Control The Context, I'm Loath To Do The Character.

If You're Injecting Fear Into Other People, Then You're Trying To Kill Their Minds. You're Trying To Get Them To Stop Thinking.

I’m The Frosting On America’s Cake, And Tonight I’m Willing To Let You Lick The Bowl.