You Don't Spend Most Of

Better Watch Out Said A Second Voice From Somewhere Under The Beetle. Don't Park Those Two Kraut Cars Too Close Together; It's Springtime, And They Might Decide To Mate. Then Charlie'll Be Stuck With A Garage Full Of Little Orange Safety Cones

Three Things Never Trust In- The Maiden Sworn As Pure, The Vows A King Has Given, And An Ambush That Is Sure.

To Treat A Person Like A Carpet, It Is Necessary That One Do The Walking, And One Allow Himself To Be Walked On. --shin'a'in Saying

A Book's Alright When The Weather's Foul And There's Nothing Else To Do, But Why Sit And Read When The Wind Is Calling Your Name?

The Freedom To Swing Your Fist Ends At My Nose.