You Don't Want To Be

Last Year People Won More Than One Billion Dollars Playing Poker. And Casinos Made Twenty-seven Billion Just By Being Around Those People.

Hopefully The Person I'm Trying To Create Is Just A Funny, Dour, Evil Side Of Myself That Has No Other Way To Express Itself. I Don't Model It After Anyone In Particular. Who Would Be Like That? Who? I Wouldn't Want To Meet That Person. I Wouldn't Want To Be Interviewed By That Person, I Can Tell You That.

Speaking For Myself, I Try To Go Out There On The Stage And Make Jokes With People, So I'm Not Really Thinking About The Impact Anything I Have. If It Does Resonate With People, That's Really Great.

Nobody Wants To Have Things Blurted At Them.

I Am A Cookbook Fanatic.