You Don't Want To Make

I Will Never Use A Substitute For Butter. Margarine Is One Molecule Away From Eating Plastic.

It's Amazing How Good Getting Up And Moving Makes You Feel.

I Love Hershey's Chocolate. I Feel The Same About Chocolate As I Do About Wine. Connoisseurs Like Dark Chocolate And They Like Nasty Wine That Doesn't Taste Good To Me. I Don't Get It!

I Feel Like 'embattled' Or 'disgraced' Will Always Follow My Name. It's Like That Black Football Player Who Recently Came Out.

Chicken Breast Is The Driest, [most] Tasteless Part Of The Chicken As Far As I'm Concerned.